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You know it takes a lot to get your butt banned from your local Walmart right?  Well if you’re gonna do it big you know it’s gotta be in Texas!
The police in Wichita Falls, Texas got a call on Friday morning from a Walmart about something unusual going on in their parking lot.The Walmart employees said there was a woman who’d been driving one of their motorized shopping carts around the parking lot for at least two-and-a-half hours . . . and she was drinking WINE out of a PRINGLES CAN. By the time the cops got there, the woman was gone . . . but they found her at a restaurant nearby.  She wasn’t arrested, but they did tell her the store was officially BANNING her.
Why was she drinking wine out of a PRINGLES can? Well that cork on a bottle of wine is just like Pringles…Once you pop…you just can’t stop!

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – APRIL 05: Packages of Pringles potato chips are displayed on a shelf at a market on April 5, 2011 in San Francisco, California. Diamond Foods Inc. has agreed to purchase Pringles chip operations from Procter & Gamble Co. for $1.5 billion, a move that will triple the size of its snack foods business. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)