Brainless Boneheads: Kansas Man Breaks in to CBD Store, Steals Only Febreze

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Teens Set Off Fireworks Inside the Store

From the Peach State of Georgia, the Lee County Sheriff’s Office is seeking the public’s help in locating several teens who they say are responsible for setting off fireworks inside a Walmart.  The report says five teenage boys were caught on surveillance video lighting the fireworks and then running away to a nearby Chilli’s restaurant.  A Walmart employee said that a few of the fireworks that were lit went airborne in the store.  One customer even said that officials had to evacuate the store due to all the smoke.  Anyone with information or who knows the whereabouts and the identity of the teens is urged to call the Lee County Sheriff’s Office. (229-759-6012)

Stolen: A Used Bottle of Febreeze

If you robbed a store, you would surely grab the most valuable items first, right? Well, not if you’re this guy from Kansas…. An unknown young man decided to rob a CBD store on Friday. His method? Kicking in a window while wearing FLIP-FLOPS!... He must have feet of steel because he managed to get inside the store. But instead of grabbing the goods, the only thing he took was a used bottle of Febreze. Police caught him shortly after and there’s still no explanation as to why he stole the air freshener.

Welcome to Brainless Boneheads! Every Friday, Don Chase & Sarah find some of the wildest, craziest stories out there to help kick off your weekend with a smile.

- Brainless Boneheads is a regular Friday feature from Don Chase & Sarah. Read more Brainless Boneheads here.

Logan Martin, what were you thinking? Police in the state of Alabama recently got a call about a man impersonating a law enforcement officer. Officers had to go the extra mile in order to nab Logan. Once search warrants were obtained, officials were shocked to find that Logan was in possession of a police radio, a dash cam and actual flashing lights that he stole from an actual police car. Logan then installed the police lights on his own vehicle so that he could play police officer and pull over drivers.

If you’re choosing bank robbing as a profession, you might not want to take lessons from Alan Duncan. Alan, a native of Minnesota dreamed up a great idea. Go to the big city of Chicago, the home of big banks with lots of money, rob them, put the money in the car and hit the road. On his first try, Alan scored a big $8000 take from the Self Reliance Federal Credit Union. With part one of his plan down, he executed step number two. He stashed the money in his car. This next step was not part of the plan. The car he stashed the stolen money in, was then stolen by another crook. It didn’t take police long to track Alan Duncan down and place him under arrest.