Brainless Boneheads: 7-Foot Snake Goes Missing at Massachusetts Walmart

Welcome to WKML's weekly Brainless Boneheads! Today we feature two amazing stories about a fake Olympic medal and a seven foot long snake.

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From the city so nice that they named it twice, New York, a man received zero applause when he stood up on the subway and proclaimed “Excuse me everybody, I don't need your money. I'm just looking for your recognition. I won this Olympic medal in Paris. Let's clap it up for me.” No one joined in with the man clapping for himself. Then he took things to another level by offering to take a selfie with anyone on the subway. No one took the offer. Apparently the man’s fake Olympic medal did not fool anyone.

We both can understand losing things once in a while. We might lose our car keys or wallet or phone or remote control only to later discover that they were not lost at all. Out of Bellingham, Massachusetts comes the story of someone that somehow lost a seven-foot red tail boa constrictor. Not surprisingly, the snake went missing in the local Wal-Mart parking lot. A person later told officials that the snake had been captured.

Welcome to Brainless Boneheads! Every Friday, Don Chase & Sarah find some of the wildest, craziest stories out there to help kick off your weekend with a smile.

- Brainless Boneheads is a regular Friday feature from Don Chase & Sarah. Read more Brainless Boneheads here.

When you’re in the field of nursing, it’s vital that you be at your best every day. That was not the case with Donna Kemker of Sioux City, Iowa. Police reports say that she was observed purchasing and consuming alcohol and then returning to work at the hospital. Police got involved and administered a test to measure her blood alcohol content. Kemker failed the test that said she was over three times the legal limit to operate a motor vehicle. Kemker can no longer practice nursing in the state of Iowa.

30-year-old Mason Heath decided drinking and driving was how he wanted to spend his day! According to WPRI, after driving recklessly and under the influence, he drove straight into the Plainfield Police Department's ENTRANCE sign. How convenient!