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  • 1-A Very Unhappy Sheriff

    David Roberts Polk County Sheriff

    David Roberts (Image Courtesy Polk County Sheriff)

    Polk County Florida Sheriff Grady Judd says he is “hotter than a bare butt on a tin roof in August.” Sheriff Judd says his deputies had to arrest David Roberts.

    David happens to be a volunteer with the Sheriff’s office and was caught selling prescription pills out of a patrol car while in uniform. For over two years, Roberts, age 69, was making good money selling Oxycodone pills for ten bucks apiece.

    To make matters worse, deputies than found two weapons in Roberts home and they also learned that Roberts was a convicted felon.

    According to the Sheriff, Roberts was charged with “Possession of a vehicle used to traffic drugs, possess of narcotic paraphernalia, possession of ammunition by a convicted felon, unlawful use of a 2-way communication device, possession of cannabis over 20 grams, trafficking in Oxycodone 25 grams or more, and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.” 

    He could face at least 15 years in prison.

  • 2-A Recipe On How To Get Arrested

    Want to get arrested? Denver, Colorado’s Jeremiah Jones has the recipe. Just steal a police car.

    It gets better. Not only did the highly-intoxicated Jeremiah Jones steal the cop car BUT he then responded to a call that he heard on the radio, according to KDVR in Denver.

    Police received the address of a guy threatening to shoot. Guess who was the first to arrive at the call? Jeremiah James Taylor.

    When the real police arrived, Mr. Taylor took off resulting in a 110 miles per hour high speed chase. He wrecked the cop car, pulled a knife on the officers, got tasered and arrested. Taylor is facing a laundry list of charges.