Brainless Boneheads: Wisconsin Husband Fakes Death, Flees to Europe
Welcome to WKML’s weekly Brainless Boneheads! Today we feature two amazing stories about someone Selling Body Fluids and the Dumb Husband of the Year. – Brainless Boneheads is a regular…
A Wisconsin man went to great lengths to fake his death recently, before allegedly fleeing to Europe.
Getty imagesWelcome to WKML's weekly Brainless Boneheads! Today we feature two amazing stories about someone Selling Body Fluids and the Dumb Husband of the Year.
- Brainless Boneheads is a regular Friday feature from Don Chase & Sarah. Read more Brainless Boneheads here.
Selling Body Fluids
From the “just when you thought you had heard it all,” comes this story. Alexia Grace is a 26-year-old young woman from the United Kingdom and recently she revealed that she earns a fantastic living by selling vials of her body sweat. Alexia says she makes in the neighborhood of $13,000 a week selling vials of sweat on her OnlyFans page.
Dumb Husband of the Year
Out of the state of Wisconsin comes the story of Ryan Borgwardt. Ryan apparently possesses lots of creative potential after pretending to drown just so he could escape to Europe. Now, details are a bit sketchy, but what we do know is that Ryan planned to row out into a body of water using his kayak. He also took along his fishing pole. Then, when the time was just right, Ryan would ditch the kayak, ditch the fishing pole, swim back to shore and then disappear. His plan may have been successful if not for his digital footprint. Authorities easily tracked down his passport along with activity from his mobile device. If you’re wondering why, it appears that Ryan was willing to leave his entire family behind and is now living in Uzbekistan with a woman.
Brainless Boneheads: Doctors in Brazil Leave Scissors Inside Patient
Welcome to Brainless Boneheads! Every Friday, Don Chase & Sarah find some of the wildest, craziest stories out there to help kick off your weekend with a smile.
- Brainless Boneheads is a regular Friday feature from Don Chase & Sarah. Read more Brainless Boneheads here.
He Had One Job and Blew It
64-year-old Glenda Turner was NOT happy that her husband brought home the wrong kind of pickles. He had ONE job - and got it WRONG! Glenda’s anger got the best of her and after their argument hit its peak, SHE hit HIM! She attempted to throw a trophy football, but it backfired and fell backwards on her. The police arrived and arrested her for domestic violence, but her husband decided to not press charges. Hopefully he went and got the right type of pickles afterward.
A Huge Doctor Mistake
We all realize that mistakes happen but! Brainless Bonehead dings go to a group of surgeons who made a big mistake. Shortly after having a procedure, a councilman from Brazil began having severe abdominal pain. The man returned to the hospital that did the surgery and upon having a CT scan, radiology experts discovered the source of his pain. Somehow, doctors had left a large pair of scissors inside his body. The man was returned to the surgical unit and after his second surgery in six days, the scissors were removed. He should make a full pain-free recovery.
