Brainless Boneheads: Florida Man Runs Into Burning House to Evade Police

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Over in Florida, 34-year-old Wyatt Guy was doing yard work when he decided to start burning some junk. And according to multiple local news sources, the fire spread to his boat and then his entire house. Naturally, the police and fire departments showed up, and Wyatt’s solution was to run INSIDE the burning house to avoid the authorities. Did we mention he was wanted for violating probations on several felony charges?? Well, after about 10 minutes inside the house engulfed in flames, Wyatt came outside. He was arrested and is now facing multiple charges. Tough break.

Stories like this make me wonder about some people in society. I say this often, but you really can’t fix stupid. According to TMZ, cops got a call the other day. What cops heard on the other end was a man making threats and specifically threatening to use a pipe bomb to blow up a very popular landmark. The man called cops in Hollywood, FLORIDA, but was saying he was going to blow up the famous Hollywood sign in California, unless he got a $10,000 bounty. I say again, you cannot fix stupid.