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1-A Very Unhappy Sheriff
David Roberts (Image Courtesy Polk County Sheriff)
Polk County Florida Sheriff Grady Judd says he is “hotter than a bare butt on a tin roof in August.” Sheriff Judd says his deputies had to arrest David Roberts.
David happens to be a volunteer with the Sheriff’s office and was caught selling prescription pills out of a patrol car while in uniform. For over two years, Roberts, age 69, was making good money selling Oxycodone pills for ten bucks apiece.
To make matters worse, deputies than found two weapons in Roberts home and they also learned that Roberts was a convicted felon.
According to the Sheriff, Roberts was charged with “Possession of a vehicle used to traffic drugs, possess of narcotic paraphernalia, possession of ammunition by a convicted felon, unlawful use of a 2-way communication device, possession of cannabis over 20 grams, trafficking in Oxycodone 25 grams or more, and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.”
He could face at least 15 years in prison.
