Welcome to Brainless Boneheads! Every Friday, Don Chase & Sarah find some of the wildest, craziest stories out there to help kick off your weekend with a smile.

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• The Temptation Of An Unlocked Church Door

  Out of Music City USA, Nashville, Tennessee, 20-year-old Sebastian Spencer and 19-year-old Danielle Salvato were out on a date when they realized they both played the piano.

  A few minutes later, Danielle and Sebastian had an idea. Let’s find a place where we both can play the piano.

  Here’s where things took a terrible turn. The two decided on a church thinking that the church door might be unlocked so they could go inside and play the piano. Yes they found a church that had a broken door lock and yes they went inside and played for about a half-hour and yes it was all captured by the church security system.

  Police were called and the two confessed and they also confessed that for some dumb reason, they took the church collection plate along with drumsticks and four bibles.

  They both are facing felony burglary and misdemeanor theft charges.

• Life Hits You Fast and Twice

  Talk about life hitting you fast…. A guy in southern Indiana attempted to carjack multiple people when he got struck by a vehicle – TWICE!

  As he was trying to take somebody’s truck, police arrived and he ran off to a nearby road to look for another victim. However, he got hit by a car.

  Somehow he wasn’t seriously hurt. Officers tried to help him, but he decided to jump off and run down the road again to look for another car to steal.

  That’s when he got hit a second time – this time by a SEMI!

  Again, miraculously, he wasn’t seriously injured. Seriously, is this guy Superman?? After being checked out at the hospital, he is now in jail.

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