Brainless Boneheads: Georgia Man Smuggles Cooked Chicken Wings Into Jail

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Am I the only that has that little voice inside saying “don’t do that? So, when was the last time you played hide-and-seek and where was your “they’ll never find me here” place? According to CBS News, a teenager in Bangladesh was playing hide and seek when he chose a shipping container to hide in. Then the unthinkable happened he fell asleep and the shipping container got shipped. Six days later, without food or water, he was found. By the way, when he was found, he was over 2000 miles from home and in the country of Malaysia.

Let’s be real, chicken wings are delicious. Are they “smuggle into a jail and possibly increase my sentence” delicious? Eh, maybe not…..

45-year-old Michael Dixon in Georgia tried to sneak in not only drugs, cell phones, jewelry, and tools, but ALSO 3 dozen fully cooked CHICKEN WINGS! He’s now facing additional charges. I hope this fowl was worth it!