Welcome to Brainless Boneheads! Every Friday, Don Chase & Sarah find some of the wildest, craziest stories out there to help kick off your weekend with a smile.
Today, we have a Utah wildfire started by a man trying to burn a spider, and a Florida woman being arrested for touching all the donuts in a Dunkin’ store.
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Kill That Spider
(Photo by David Ryder/Getty Images)
26-year-old Cory Martin is in deep trouble for starting a 40-acre-wide fire near Provo, Utah. But it gets worse…. The REASON he accidentally started the fire? Trying to kill a SPIDER! While up on the mountain, he saw the spider, and tried to burn it with his lighter. On top of that great example of decision making, Cory was also caught with a jar of weed and other drug paraphernalia. Cue Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start The Fire”!
#SpringvilleFire 60 acres, 10% contained, human caused. Firefighters expect the containment to drastically increase by end of shift. 2 crews, 1 engine and 1 squad will be on scene. A suspect was arrested and booked for this incident.@UWCNF #usfsst pic.twitter.com/hXTGZKyCew
— Utah Fire Info (@UtahWildfire) August 2, 2022She Touched All Of Them
(Photo by Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images for Dunkin’ Donuts)
Naples, Florida police recently arrested Brandi Coffill for going into a Dunkin Donuts and touching the donuts. A manager called 911 before cops quickly arrived and arrested Brandi. Officers know her because she has been arrested 11 times before and gave them problems earlier in the day. Brandi gave no reason as to why she felt she needed to touch all of the donuts.
