Welcome to Brainless Boneheads! Every Friday, Don Chase & Sarah find some of the wildest, craziest stories out there to help kick off your weekend with a smile.

– Brainless Boneheads is a regular Friday feature from Don Chase & Sarah. Read more Brainless Boneheads here.

• All He Wanted Was A Taco

  All he wanted was a taco but! Out of Yakima, Washington David Sharp pulled into the local Taco Bell around 2 in the morning. As expected, the restaurant was closed. A for effort as David attempted to order food but when Taco Bell employees said “we’re closed,” David threatened to break in. As expected, the police were called. By the time authorities arrived, David was gone. Police tracked David down to ask a few questions and then discovered that not only had he been driving drunk but had two loaded guns in his vehicle.

• How Not To Burn Down A Building

  We highly don’t suggest committing any crimes – like ever. But if you’re going to set something on fire, maybe DON’T use gasoline! Two suspects decided to set a building on fire by pouring gasoline everywhere. However, when they decided to strike that match and light it on fire, THEY caught fire as well! And clearly their childhood education failed them because they did not stop, drop and roll. Instead, they just decided to run away (while on fire). No word on how badly hurt they are, and they are still on the loose. Something tells me if they commit another crime, it won’t be arson.

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