Brainless Boneheads: Man Busted Trying to Smuggle 100 Snakes Into China in His Pants
Welcome to WKML’s weekly Brainless Boneheads! Today we feature two amazing stories about snakes in his pants and the way to get free mental checkup.
– Brainless Boneheads is a regular Friday feature from Don Chase & Sarah. Read more Brainless Boneheads here.
How To Get a Free Mental Checkup
From the “Home of the Blues,” Memphis, Tennessee, while EMS workers were inside of the Regional One Medical Center, Tanya Thomas was lurking around the exterior of the facility. At some point, Tanya had the bright idea to steal an ambulance that was parked at the hospital. In the process, she ran over the foot of someone standing nearby. She also crashed into another EMS vehicle. Her plan ended though when she smashed into a brick wall. As expected Tanya was immediately scheduled for a mental evaluation.
Snakes In His Pants
From the “you have got to be kidding” file, during a routine inspection, Chinese customs officials were shocked when they searched an unidentified man and found over 100 “live” snakes that were hidden away in the man’s pants. The man had the snakes secured in a bag that was then attached to his pants. Several of the snakes were not native to the man’s homeland country of China. At this time, we are not sure what the outcome was.