Brainless Boneheads: 7-Foot Snake Goes Missing at Massachusetts Walmart
Welcome to WKML’s weekly Brainless Boneheads! Today we feature two amazing stories about a fake Olympic medal and a seven foot long snake.
– Brainless Boneheads is a regular Friday feature from Don Chase & Sarah. Read more Brainless Boneheads here.
Fake Olympic Medal
From the city so nice that they named it twice, New York, a man received zero applause when he stood up on the subway and proclaimed “Excuse me everybody, I don’t need your money. I’m just looking for your recognition. I won this Olympic medal in Paris. Let’s clap it up for me.” No one joined in with the man clapping for himself. Then he took things to another level by offering to take a selfie with anyone on the subway. No one took the offer. Apparently the man’s fake Olympic medal did not fool anyone.
Seven Foot Long Snake Missing
We both can understand losing things once in a while. We might lose our car keys or wallet or phone or remote control only to later discover that they were not lost at all. Out of Bellingham, Massachusetts comes the story of someone that somehow lost a seven-foot red tail boa constrictor. Not surprisingly, the snake went missing in the local Wal-Mart parking lot. A person later told officials that the snake had been captured.
