Brainless Boneheads: Florida Man Tries Hiding Bullet Inside Himself
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Florida Man Strikes Again
Talk about greedy – if you’re going to steal a credit card, maybe don’t book yourself a SEVENTEEN-night vacation in Florida! Odds are, you’ll get caught. That’s what happened to Michael. And when he was being booked into jail, cops asked if he had any contraband on him. Naturally, Michael answered no. But upon the strip search, they found a single 22-caliber bullet hidden in his…. Under-carriage….. Why he wanted to sneak a single bullet into jail, the world may never know! He got charged of course on top of the fraud charges from the stolen credit cards.
Texas Man “Owns” Dollar General Employees
From Don Chase & Sarah, if you have the inner craving to rip your company off, don’t do it. From the Lone Star state of Texas is the story of Anthony Diaz. While cramming cans of food into his pockets, Anthony was approached by a Dollar General employee. How did Anthony respond? He told the employee “I own the store.” Anthony then left after saying “I’ll be back.” Authorities were notified. After examining store video, Midland County, Texas police arrested Anthony Diaz and charged him with robbery.