Brainless Boneheads: Kansas Man Breaks in to CBD Store, Steals Only Febreze
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Teens Set Off Fireworks Inside the Store
From the Peach State of Georgia, the Lee County Sheriff’s Office is seeking the public’s help in locating several teens who they say are responsible for setting off fireworks inside a Walmart. The report says five teenage boys were caught on surveillance video lighting the fireworks and then running away to a nearby Chilli’s restaurant. A Walmart employee said that a few of the fireworks that were lit went airborne in the store. One customer even said that officials had to evacuate the store due to all the smoke. Anyone with information or who knows the whereabouts and the identity of the teens is urged to call the Lee County Sheriff’s Office. (229-759-6012)
Stolen: A Used Bottle of Febreeze
If you robbed a store, you would surely grab the most valuable items first, right? Well, not if you’re this guy from Kansas…. An unknown young man decided to rob a CBD store on Friday. His method? Kicking in a window while wearing FLIP-FLOPS!… He must have feet of steel because he managed to get inside the store. But instead of grabbing the goods, the only thing he took was a used bottle of Febreze. Police caught him shortly after and there’s still no explanation as to why he stole the air freshener.