Brainless Boneheads: Wisconsin Husband Fakes Death, Flees to Europe

Welcome to WKML's weekly Brainless Boneheads! Today we feature two amazing stories about someone Selling Body Fluids and the Dumb Husband of the Year. - Brainless Boneheads is a regular Friday feature from Don Chase & Sarah. Read more Brainless Boneheads here. Selling Body Fluids From the “just when you thought you had heard it all,” comes this story.  Alexia Grace is a 26-year-old young woman from the United Kingdom and recently she revealed that she earns a fantastic living by selling vials of her body sweat.  Alexia says she makes in the neighborhood of $13,000 a week selling vials of sweat on her OnlyFans page. Dumb Husband of the Year Out of the state of Wisconsin comes the story of Ryan Borgwardt.  Ryan apparently possesses lots of creative potential after pretending to drown just so he could escape to Europe.  Now, details are a bit sketchy, but what we do know is that Ryan planned to row out into a body of water using his kayak.  He also took along his fishing pole.  Then, when the time was just right, Ryan would ditch the kayak, ditch the fishing pole, swim back to shore and then disappear.  His plan may have been successful if not for his digital footprint.  Authorities easily tracked down his passport along with activity from his mobile device.  If you’re wondering why, it appears that Ryan was willing to leave his entire family behind and is now living in Uzbekistan with a woman.