Brainless Boneheads: Wisconsin Escapee Captured in Tipped Over Porta Potty
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A Drunk Dad Freak Out
This past Monday, Colby Parker headed out to his local grocery story to do some shopping. Once he returned to his car, he freaked out and dialed 9-1-1. After police arrived, Parker said that there had been a kidnapping. Parker said he left his kid in the car while he went inside the grocery store. Now the child is missing and Parker feared the worst. While the police were administering a breath test on Parker, K-9 units along with area agencies were searching for the missing child. Parker failed the alcohol test. Authorities did not fail. They found the child at home and all alone. Parker is facing several charges including child endangerment and driving while impaired.
Overturned Porta Potty
When running from the cops, always be careful and aware of your surroundings. Up in Wisconsin, some car thieves were pursued in a chase from the police and crashed. All 4 thieves made a run for it, with 2 of them heading for a local golf course. One ran straight into a porta-potty. A golfer witnessed the whole thing go down and wisely turned over the porta-potty on its side with the thief still inside!